Thursday, September 10, 2009

Xander and the Evil, Evil Dinosaur

In a galaxy not so far away, an evil, evil space dinosaur kidnapped young Princess Lucy. Her mommy and daddy, afraid for their daughters life, sent out a call for help. Luckily, Prince Xander, the space motorcycle riding champion was nearby and answered their cry for help.

With the promise of gold and jewels, Prince Xander searched the planet far and wide, seeking out the hidden cave of the evil, evil dinosaur. Whom, by the way, Prince Xander learned to be named bubbles. After many days of searching, Prince Xander found the cave, and challenged the dinosaur.

"Evil, Evil Dinosaur Bubbles! It is I! Prince Xander! Champion of the galaxy! I challenge you to a duel, for the one known as Princess Lucy!" While Prince Xander waited, he pulled his champion's sword from his side, and readied his laser.

Evil, Evil Dinosaur Bubbles stepped out of the cave, and stared down at Prince Xander. For Evil, Evil Dinosaur Bubbles was a relative of the great T-Rex, and was very, very large. "I accept your challenger, Prince Xander! For I am the evil, evil dinosaur champion of this planet!"

With no warning, Evil, Evil Dinosaur Bubbles attacked! He roared loudly, and snapped his mouth, which was full of very, very sharp teeth. But Prince Xander leapt away, way too quick for the evil, evil dinosaur. As Prince Xander zigged and zagged around the evil, evil dinosaur's mouth with the very, very sharp teeth, he saw a large rock stuck between the toes of Evil, Evil Dinosaur Bubbles.

Moving faster than the large dinosaur, Prince Xander leapt onto the large foot and pulled the large rock out. Stopping suddenly, the Evil, Evil Dinosaur Bubbles sighed loudly, and sat down. "Prince Xander! I give up! You have taken away the rock that made me Evil, Evil. Thank you! Please, take Princess Lucy back to her family."

So Prince Xander did, and he was given all of the riches the Princess' family promised him. With his new riches, Prince Xander bought a new space motorcycle from the store, and it was big enough for his new partner. The no longer Evil, Evil Dinosaur Bubbles.

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